Yo Momma Jokes :D

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thread starter Checkster Apr 15 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Because everyone is bored because of the server check, and yeah, it maybe be like the 678,234,540,345th time someone is submitting this... Im doing it this time :D! I came up with: ''Yo Momma is so fat, that she got stuck in time.'' Leave the best Yo Momma Jokes that you know below! Have a nice day :D

CookieGuyz 04/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Yo M00ma So P00r Sh3 R0b$ T0iIet P@PER

XxAritoxX 04/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo" Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama so fat were in her right now Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

NeedPGMule 04/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Yo momma is so fat when she inhaled she floated. Yo momma is so fat when she inhaled and exhaled, she started the next hurricane katrina(don't know if i spelled it right)

endangered 04/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

yo moma so short it shows her feet on her driving license.

NLNoFearNL 04/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

idc what ya momma says, just get back to your own busness

IceyMage123 04/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

yo momma is so fat she makes Checkster look like Kate Moss. ^.^

Checkster 04/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

IceyMage123 said: "yo momma is so fat she makes Checkster look like Kate Moss. ^.^" Lols ;D

ImEmoLoL 04/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Chat section is that way >

Egid 04/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

y yo momma?not yo dadda?

avatarphen 04/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

i made a thread about this earlier today...no posts... so w.e here are mine yo mama is so fat that she made a website called myspace yo mama is so poor when i saw her kicking a can down the street i asked her what she was doing, she said moving yo mama is so stupid she got run over by a parked car yo mama is so stupid that when she saw a bus filled with white kids she ran after it calling TWINKIE! yo mama is so poor that when i went to your house and put out a cigarette on the counter she was like, who turned off the heater? yo mama is so poor that when i walked through the front door i was in the backyard yo mama is so stupid that she sat on the tv and watched the couch yo mama is so ugly that when she went to a halloween contest they said no professionals

Thiefyjoe 04/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Yo momma is so stupid that she put this thread in the wrong forum. Lolwut

DiGiT 04/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Yo momma is so fat when she jumped she got stuck in the air.

xxAgentxx 04/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Yo momma is so stupid that she got ran over by a parked car.

LoveMageLove 04/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Yo mama so fat even naruto cant belive it yo mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale