Would you do it?

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thread starter Boondock5 Apr 13 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Scenario: You walk into the restroom at a restaurant to take care of business. As you walk over to the toilet, you notice someone took a rather large, solid dump. You instantly think look away and flush but you saw something else in the corner of your eye. There's a $100 bill in the toilet right below the massive piece of feces. There is no way of sticking any sticks in there to fish it out or anything. It is a solid turd. The only possibility of getting this hundred is to reach in and grab it. Would you do it?

SoleCollector 04/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

No im too rich for that

imtwocats 04/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Who the heck would... ah forget it meow.

ILikeShinyStuff 04/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Yes, then I wash my hands.

NerdyMapleGeek 04/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Hell no I an"t that desperate...

xPeanutLordx 04/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

just use gloves o.o

RedValentine 04/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Why would I? It's just a paper for me when it comes to that situation, I have money on my pocket... unless if you're really that desperate.

Sandwich 04/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

..No I would never be able to use my hands to eat ever again.

UnwindFly 04/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I don't see anything wrong with that.

ultimatesora 04/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Dude, it's a free hundred buck. Just wrap your hand in a paper towel or something. Or just wash your hands after, it's worth it IMO even if you have money.

wordk41 04/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

ultimatesora said: "Dude, it's a free hundred buck. Just wrap your hand in a paper towel or something. Or just wash your hands after, it's worth it IMO even if you have money." Stole my words....

DyingDegree 04/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

The $100 bill is gonig to be too soggy to use anyway.

CampbellsSoup 04/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

ultimatesora said: "Dude, it's a free hundred buck. Just wrap your hand in a paper towel or something. Or just wash your hands after, it's worth it IMO even if you have money." I agree. I'd do it, even though I have massive sanitary issues. It's not like your hand will be repulsive forever. Hell, you could buy some heavy duty soap with the money.

HealingMagic 04/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

probably your just hallucinating in the fist place, so no

Cheesecake 04/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

it better than those people who had to eat their own poo in a reality show or was it because they were stranded