Women, the maplestory way!
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thread starter FreshFury Apr 12 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Saw that girl character on a Boss or PQ trip and just wanted to get some? Want to know if she's interested in you? A real life girl will show her interest in you but casual flirtatious behavior, slight physical contact or eye contact. But thats a real girl, we're talking MAPLESTORY GIRLS. 1) The first sign is CHARACTER SPACING. Now, you may think that where you place your character in a game is just part of character transportation, which it is, but is also a very important sign in MS girl hunting. Ok so she walks up to you, and stands ONE SPACE AWAY FROM YOU. You may think of this as the perfect opportunity to start initiate conversation. WAIT. She's still one space away! ITS A RISK, BUT IF YOU'RE A RISK TAKER GO FOR IT. But if I were you, I'd wait till she was right next to your character! OH THE TENSION. Use your better judgment! 2) The second, CHARACTER DIRECTION. Ok so she's standing near you, but she could just be standing, or she could totally want you to rip off that pixelized armour! Hold on just a second there big guy, which way is she facing? If her back is towards you its a no go because she obviously doesn't care about you and would much rather talk to the level 90 crusader right next to her. (He is pretty hot.) Anyway, if she's standing side by side with you, also means nothing. But if she's looking RIGHT THROUGH THE SLOTS IN YOUR HELMENT then OH MY GOD she wants you man. First you gotta CALM DOWN, stop shaking, look deep into her 10 pixel eye sockets and then you'll know for sure if she likes you. You'll feel it man. If you can feel it PROCEED TO STEP 3. 3) The third, CONVERSATION. OK SO ONCE YOU'VE STOPPED SHAKING you can try to talk to her, start with a simple 'hey' and see if she responds. If she responds with a 'hi' then you're GOLDEN. If she just keeps saying "B>SCROLLS/WEPS/GACH!@!@!@!@!" then don't even bother, (she was a slut anyway) If she responds with a friendly greeting start talking about something you know will grab her attention, MAPLESTORY. "How are the windraiders today?" "The snails seem to be respawning nicely" stuff like that. THAT will get you the date. Part Two: Getting the date is the most important part, and it takes the most determination. OK so you've been talking aboutwindraiders and snails and maplestory stuff, time to ASK THE BIG ONE. Just slip it in there casually, don't try to do a pickup line, just ask if she'd like to go PQing for exp or grind together or something. WHATEVER. If she says no, well that sucks. But if she says yes, YOU GOT IT MAN. GREAT JOB CONGRATULATIONS BUT WAIT.. Now you got a MS GF, AWESOME. But now you have to keep your mind as far away from IRL as possible, your life is MAPLSTORY, your girlfriend is MAPLSTORY, you are Maplestory. This mindset probably hasn't changed since you started reading this guide, but anyway. You MUST keep this mindset or else all you've gained is lost. Why? Well, because your MS GF isn't really a girl. There are no girls on the internet. It's a guy playin
Vespeh 04/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Haha, oh lawd. Twas an epic read. Sticky this, best guide ever.
thedude5226 04/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Failed comedian is fail.
Referral 04/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
-Thumbs up-
Corruptsin1 04/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
A guide on how to get a Maple girlfriend. What is Maplestory coming too?
jesseTWULFM 04/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Hahaha! Most of those MS GF's are actually men. Guys, becareful.
Thiefyjoe 04/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Not really a MS GF after 1 little "date" (PQ).
lankesh 04/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Lol, that was nice:D
OB3LISK 04/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Lol at this.....
Jet118 04/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Thank you for making my day =D
killerfan 04/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
the end is what makes this awesome
AlternateTRUTH Apr 12 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
LOL
WonderStrucK 04/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Kay, let's see where i can go with this guide.
GodzofDevilz 04/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
ROFL.. I Like this..
chaosviper 04/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
This is the funniest guide I have ever read. I laughed for the first time today, other than when I opened up a link earlier...
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