I think I'm turning into a unicorn

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thread starter HolyMythos Apr 11 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

That's the only explanation I can think of to why I can't sleep. Now, I have evidence to back this up, to people who think I'm pulling this out of me ear. First off, I'm developing this weird bump on my forehead, almost exactly in the middle of my forehead. At first I thought it was a pimple, except now it's about three times the size of a pimple, doesn't look like a pimple, and you can barely see it. But it's huge and it hurts. It's like a mosquito bite except it doesn't itch. I just realized that's all the evidence I have. But you just wait. I'll have my horn in no time. AND IT HURTS SO MUCH!

Seitarou Apr 11 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

HolyMythos said: " I noticed my unicorn transformation happened when I had eaten really greasy pizza so you might have a chance if you go drink out of any local fast food's grease trap." I ate like seven slices of pizza within the last 12 hours. =/ EDIT: I'm off to bed. Good luck with your unicornication!

HolyMythos 04/11/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Seitarou said: " I ate like seven slices of pizza within the last 12 hours. =/" Well then you sir just got Luck +1!

sillyoldchap 04/11/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

boil on ur head hahahhaa explains why it hurts and is "huge"

FearTehToast 04/11/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Horns actualy grow as a spiral (think of a narwhale?) This it is not a horn, its a spiral. link should help you.

Cheesecake 04/11/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I'm thinking something you wouldn't like to hear.

rogueofmv Apr 11 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

FearTehToast said: "Horns actualy grow as a spiral (think of a narwhale?) This it is not a horn, its a spiral. link should help you." Urrr, damn you for getting me addicted to this. EDIT: I finished it. Man, what a great ending.

Garnadan 04/11/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What a cute way to explain something.

impure 04/11/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

SS or it never happened.

xlrAcer5 04/11/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You got some funny stories to tell.

originaldude 04/11/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

rogueofmv said: "Ooh, I hope you have wings when it's finished, too! *sparkly eyes*" Unicorns don't have wings. That's called a Pegasus.

Tufas 04/11/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

lulwut? -walks away slowly-

rogueofmv 04/11/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

originaldude said: " Unicorns don't have wings. That's called a Pegasus." I know that. Can't a guy think wishfully, though? T^T

Endrancee 04/11/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

FearTehToast said: "Horns actualy grow as a spiral (think of a narwhale?) This it is not a horn, its a spiral. link should help you." O_O Aha.

qwedsa87 Apr 11 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Oooh a unicorn-man-bear-pig ? EDIT: why's there a add for gay ebony dating O_o"

SoyMlkIsGood 04/11/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I hope you have a good time as an unicorn.