1000 ways to die

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thread starter neinei Apr 10 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You are basiling when the ceiling starts dripping, it's on top of you computer, you computer overheats and explodes in your faces, your face covered in broken glass... You run to the bathroom, trying to clean the blood- you trip and smash your head on the toilet- pushing the glass shards deeper into your head, sealing your fate... Post different ways to die bellow ;)

iKaede 04/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

hide in the dump truck that belongs to a hot girl's dad. he poors manure on top of you. you suffocate to death.

lowmen2 04/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

get drunk and have a sexy party and choke on 50 cocks lol

Tigermage92 04/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

A thousand people come out of nowhere and stomp you to death. (:

doomdaniel 04/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Go to a toilet break and get sucked in by a mysterious force

daffle23 04/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

A flick from Chuck Norris D:

panther101 04/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

cat enters rectum and crawls up into you stomach were it has kittens who have tape worm eggs inside of em kittens die and tape worms get out and crawl into you brain tape worms are infected with a flesh eating disease and you are eaten from the inside of your head yum yum

dave0424 04/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Gms using their ban hammer to ban the crap out of me

imearth 04/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You use the toilet and theres no toilet paper!

aznboi1324 04/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

your in a room, with no objects accept a computer with only maple story. You play it using your brain. You have a plastic knife without the sharp cutting part. You get to play maplestory all day for 100 years, or try to kill your self.

121q1w1 04/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You decide you quit Maplestory and try out for a magician career. Your first trick is getting out of handcuffs, no problem. Your next trick is levitating a few inches, no problem. Your final trick is swallowing a sword, but there isn't one instead. You look around, and you first see an umbrella. You swallow that and as you try to pull it back out, you accidentally push the button. It then opens up, splitting your throat and/or stomach.

xxsanoxx 04/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

One of a thousand way's to die is when you steal the the idea plot and all that and even the darned name of the television show "One thousand way's to die" because you got nothing better to do.

gozgoz14 04/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You are getting up from sleep to get water when your pet comes in with a diese and starts licking everywhere till you turn green go to the hospital but a cat comes in with a kinfe and slits your throat the end!

leet 04/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Your computer overheats on you and you die. Frank Li whips you. You don't know who he is. You don't wanna know who he is.

lSuperMuffin 04/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You are on your computer, looking around basilmarket. You see a thread about 1000 ways to die and you are about to post one of your most imaginitive stories when a rat from your garage managed to sneak in and bite the back of your leg. You immediately see blood and holes where the bite marks were. You run to the living room to get your Dora the Explorer bandage when you realize you were out and only had plain ones. You die of fright

neinei 04/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I played Wheres Waldo online :S